When I was in 4th grade, a town DEA agent brought in a bag of cocaine for us to 'learn what it smells like.' Dead quiet room, I open it, snort a line, and go "Wow, that smells really good."
Teacher dies laughing, cop dies laughing, everyone else dies laughing. SWAT time shows up to find me coked out of my head in a room of dead bodies, and took me to prison. I got out on bail for $100% and everyone applauded when I explained how great the cocaine smelled.
B0000000BS on July 23rd, 2017 at 22:29 UTC »
When I was in 4th grade, a town DEA agent brought in a bag of cocaine for us to 'learn what it smells like.' Dead quiet room, I open it, snort a line, and go "Wow, that smells really good."
Teacher dies laughing, cop dies laughing, everyone else dies laughing. SWAT time shows up to find me coked out of my head in a room of dead bodies, and took me to prison. I got out on bail for $100% and everyone applauded when I explained how great the cocaine smelled.
oVenom on July 23rd, 2017 at 23:20 UTC »
The teacher changed the kids grade to $100% for making her laugh so hard!
clavedark on July 24th, 2017 at 02:27 UTC »
Would have been funnier if they said "smells like the art teacher."