Xeno87 on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:04 UTC »
He's totally innocent, that's why he's pardoning himself!
Your_Moms_Flame on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:06 UTC »
"I'm not guilty, but if I was, could I get away with it? Just a hypothetical."
ISTcrazy on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:41 UTC »
Obligatory "progression on the narcissist's prayer" check:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it. You are here
And if I did... You deserved it.
Xeno87 on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:04 UTC »
He's totally innocent, that's why he's pardoning himself!
Your_Moms_Flame on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:06 UTC »
"I'm not guilty, but if I was, could I get away with it? Just a hypothetical."
ISTcrazy on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:41 UTC »
Obligatory "progression on the narcissist's prayer" check:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it. You are here
And if I did... You deserved it.