"Asking for a Friend"

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Xeno87 on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:04 UTC »

He's totally innocent, that's why he's pardoning himself!

Your_Moms_Flame on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:06 UTC »

"I'm not guilty, but if I was, could I get away with it? Just a hypothetical."

ISTcrazy on July 22nd, 2017 at 15:41 UTC »

Obligatory "progression on the narcissist's prayer" check:

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it. You are here

And if I did... You deserved it.