Obnoxiously Pretentious Farm-to-Table Restaurant starterpack

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Foxprowl on July 19th, 2017 at 16:53 UTC »

I would have added:

Mason Jar glasses

Man-buns

Hipster glasses

A picture of the cow they purchased and are serving all month

Tattoos

Craft beer selection

A mission statement that starts with "We believe"

ItzSweeney on July 19th, 2017 at 16:58 UTC »

ugh those chairs are so uncomfortable.. why do they exist

Usernamethx9000 on July 19th, 2017 at 17:11 UTC »

Basically this is how you start a restaurant in Portland.