True story, know a guy who brought some chick home from the bar. The next morning he had to work and just left her at his house. She walked to the store and back and made seafood quiche.
For some reason I remember reading this joke in a readers digest back in like 2001 or something making fun of George w. Bush. It went something like this.
George went to lunch and sits down with a secret service agent (or whatever person). Waitress comes by and asks what he will be having for lunch. He looks at her and says, "hey how 'bout a quickie?"
The waitress gets a disgusted looked on her face and storms off. With George puzzled, the agent leans over and whispers, "sir, it's pronounced quiche."
I hate these kinds of image macros, but this joke made me laugh so hard. I think it's the face of the stock photo guy that pushes me over the edge. He seems almost insulted.
NekoLas90 on July 19th, 2017 at 20:31 UTC »
True story, know a guy who brought some chick home from the bar. The next morning he had to work and just left her at his house. She walked to the store and back and made seafood quiche.
The-Dudemeister on July 20th, 2017 at 00:11 UTC »
For some reason I remember reading this joke in a readers digest back in like 2001 or something making fun of George w. Bush. It went something like this.
George went to lunch and sits down with a secret service agent (or whatever person). Waitress comes by and asks what he will be having for lunch. He looks at her and says, "hey how 'bout a quickie?"
The waitress gets a disgusted looked on her face and storms off. With George puzzled, the agent leans over and whispers, "sir, it's pronounced quiche."
TheNoogie on July 20th, 2017 at 01:57 UTC »
I hate these kinds of image macros, but this joke made me laugh so hard. I think it's the face of the stock photo guy that pushes me over the edge. He seems almost insulted.