helix19 on July 18th, 2017 at 18:17 UTC »
My original reaction was that it's a bit long for one post, but I can see it has to stay like this.
thedeadwillwalk on July 18th, 2017 at 19:48 UTC »
I have legitimate OCD. I'm not offended by people who say it slangily. The only thing that frustrates me is that I have to use terms like "legitimate OCD" to distinguish. 😂
0311 on July 18th, 2017 at 21:12 UTC »
Doug Stanhope has a similar joke on his latest special, No Place Like Home:
"The thing with the word 'retarded' is that 'retarded' is not like other epithets, it was not a word of hatred; retarded was the medical definition, was actually a word actually born in sensitivity. Cause they used to call them, before retarded was the word, doctors would use 'imbecile' or 'moron.' This is something a smart fuck at Harvard has labelled 'The Euphemism Treadmill': moron and imbecile were the correct terms for a while, and what happened is we co-opted those words to call our friend when he does something incredibly stupid, to the point where it became an insult. So out of sensitivity, they changed the word to 'retarded'... and what happened was we co-opted that word to call our friend when he does something incredibly stupid. So you can keep changing the word, and if you make the new one stick that's what I'm going to call my friend. "Did you just put a metal plate in a microwave? What are you, developmentally disabled? You don't fucking put a metal plate in a microwave, who doesn't know that?" You can make it as difficult to pronounce and Latin-based and medical-rooted, and if you make it stick that's the new word I'm going to call my friend when he trips over his own shoelaces: "Ha ha! You just exhibited some of the atlantoaxial instability that is usually associated with the trisomie 21 genetic imbalance!".
Not saying you stole it, obviously; it's a good premise.
helix19 on July 18th, 2017 at 18:17 UTC »
My original reaction was that it's a bit long for one post, but I can see it has to stay like this.
thedeadwillwalk on July 18th, 2017 at 19:48 UTC »
I have legitimate OCD. I'm not offended by people who say it slangily. The only thing that frustrates me is that I have to use terms like "legitimate OCD" to distinguish. 😂
0311 on July 18th, 2017 at 21:12 UTC »
Doug Stanhope has a similar joke on his latest special, No Place Like Home:
"The thing with the word 'retarded' is that 'retarded' is not like other epithets, it was not a word of hatred; retarded was the medical definition, was actually a word actually born in sensitivity. Cause they used to call them, before retarded was the word, doctors would use 'imbecile' or 'moron.' This is something a smart fuck at Harvard has labelled 'The Euphemism Treadmill': moron and imbecile were the correct terms for a while, and what happened is we co-opted those words to call our friend when he does something incredibly stupid, to the point where it became an insult. So out of sensitivity, they changed the word to 'retarded'... and what happened was we co-opted that word to call our friend when he does something incredibly stupid. So you can keep changing the word, and if you make the new one stick that's what I'm going to call my friend. "Did you just put a metal plate in a microwave? What are you, developmentally disabled? You don't fucking put a metal plate in a microwave, who doesn't know that?" You can make it as difficult to pronounce and Latin-based and medical-rooted, and if you make it stick that's the new word I'm going to call my friend when he trips over his own shoelaces: "Ha ha! You just exhibited some of the atlantoaxial instability that is usually associated with the trisomie 21 genetic imbalance!".
Not saying you stole it, obviously; it's a good premise.