erokk88 on July 17th, 2017 at 13:48 UTC »
I've honestly tried and don't see how anyone can sort through the 98% banal garbage that is initially posted to this site. My record is about 10 posts.
Thank you, browsers of /r/new, for your sacrifice.
SlightlyStable on July 17th, 2017 at 14:00 UTC »
People sorting reddit by "top/hour."
hobnobbinbobthegob on July 17th, 2017 at 14:20 UTC »
I don't know. At least when you open a chocolate bar, even if it doesn't have a golden ticket, it's still got a chocolate bar.
Browsing new is like opening chocolate bars, most of which are actually tightly-packed rectangles of poop.
erokk88 on July 17th, 2017 at 13:48 UTC »
I've honestly tried and don't see how anyone can sort through the 98% banal garbage that is initially posted to this site. My record is about 10 posts.
Thank you, browsers of /r/new, for your sacrifice.
SlightlyStable on July 17th, 2017 at 14:00 UTC »
People sorting reddit by "top/hour."
hobnobbinbobthegob on July 17th, 2017 at 14:20 UTC »
I don't know. At least when you open a chocolate bar, even if it doesn't have a golden ticket, it's still got a chocolate bar.
Browsing new is like opening chocolate bars, most of which are actually tightly-packed rectangles of poop.