cartoonartist on July 13rd, 2017 at 11:32 UTC »
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And now for the poem (slightly NSFW):
I used to count a lot of sheep
just before I went to sleep
but now I take my phone to bed,
it helps relax my weary head.
A YouTube vid with funny cats,
news article ’bout democrats,
another WhatsApp message – beep –
my phone will help me go to sleep.
And when I finally turn it off
disturbing thoughts my mind would cough:
Work, death, who said earthquake?
my sanity is here at stake.
Who wants to be awake ’till dawn?
Not me! I’ll turn my phone back on.
I sure don’t want to stay awake,
a new approach I’ll therefore take:
Get ready Brazzers, here I come!
(pun intended, roll the drum),
I’m going on a jerkoff blitz –
instead of sheep, I’m counting tits!
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PricklyPricklyPear on July 13rd, 2017 at 13:27 UTC »
Gotta give yourself time to think during the day so that everything doesn't all show up at once. If you distract yourself constantly, the only time to consider this stuff is when you're trying to sleep.
Ingloriousfiction on July 13rd, 2017 at 14:13 UTC »
my bed time routine is 1 hour before bed turn off screens.
poke my wife with my woody to see if she is interested.
usually not
then cry myself to sleep
cartoonartist on July 13rd, 2017 at 11:32 UTC »
Source + bonus panel
And now for the poem (slightly NSFW):
I used to count a lot of sheep
just before I went to sleep
but now I take my phone to bed,
it helps relax my weary head.
A YouTube vid with funny cats,
news article ’bout democrats,
another WhatsApp message – beep –
my phone will help me go to sleep.
And when I finally turn it off
disturbing thoughts my mind would cough:
Work, death, who said earthquake?
my sanity is here at stake.
Who wants to be awake ’till dawn?
Not me! I’ll turn my phone back on.
I sure don’t want to stay awake,
a new approach I’ll therefore take:
Get ready Brazzers, here I come!
(pun intended, roll the drum),
I’m going on a jerkoff blitz –
instead of sheep, I’m counting tits!
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PricklyPricklyPear on July 13rd, 2017 at 13:27 UTC »
Gotta give yourself time to think during the day so that everything doesn't all show up at once. If you distract yourself constantly, the only time to consider this stuff is when you're trying to sleep.
Ingloriousfiction on July 13rd, 2017 at 14:13 UTC »
my bed time routine is 1 hour before bed turn off screens.
poke my wife with my woody to see if she is interested.
usually not
then cry myself to sleep