I remember on my Bar Mitzvah my dad handed me a Hustler magazine, a shot of whiskey, and $300. He looked me in the eye and said, "I don't care what you do with the money, but you damn well know what to do with these other two things." One of my favorite memories with my dad.
TesticleMeElmo on July 12nd, 2017 at 22:17 UTC »
Grandpa has been around the block a few times and isn't impressed by this weak shit anymore.
sicdedworm on July 12nd, 2017 at 23:02 UTC »
The boy crossed his leg to hide his boner
Experience: trying to hide my boners
Down4whiteTrash on July 13rd, 2017 at 01:14 UTC »
I remember on my Bar Mitzvah my dad handed me a Hustler magazine, a shot of whiskey, and $300. He looked me in the eye and said, "I don't care what you do with the money, but you damn well know what to do with these other two things." One of my favorite memories with my dad.