"You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. But I don't have to tell you, Pam."
"Yeah... what?"
"Oh, don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated."
"Oh, are you joking?"
"Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him."
"I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael. Ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now. Not ever. Ever."
"I notice how you look at him at the office."
...
"I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But, if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, wouldn't that be me: Michael's former lover?"
TheRealCmp on July 9th, 2017 at 20:09 UTC »
You say one more word, I'm stopping the car.
whotfislukespiller on July 9th, 2017 at 21:47 UTC »
Pam here is the office hottie. She will do you. Ha, no just kidding, but she has already dated two guys from the office, that we know of
doitstuart on July 9th, 2017 at 22:02 UTC »
"You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. But I don't have to tell you, Pam."
"Yeah... what?"
"Oh, don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated."
"Oh, are you joking?"
"Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him."
"I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael. Ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now. Not ever. Ever."
"I notice how you look at him at the office."
...
"I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But, if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, wouldn't that be me: Michael's former lover?"