Ive always said that if i had a big fat huge dick (which i dont, its average at best) the first thing i would do is get a huge raised pickup monster truck, just the savagest ugly car ever (i drive a sedan at the moment) just one with a ladder to get to the drivers seat like hugely obnoxious. I would just pull up everyone and people would be like "haha nice truck, how smalls your dick!" and then i would just flop out my huge one footer from my jeans and be like "HAHA bitch, how you like it now!! im a big dick bitch you fucker, go take your micropenis to your yaris, i need to ravel this python back into my huge truck you fuck face." ok goodnight everyone
I still have no idea why this didn't get funded. I mean child labor is so cheap nowadays and it keeps them off the street. This man was a genius ahead of his time.
KieferKhaos on July 7th, 2017 at 01:56 UTC »
Only guys with small cars drive big dicks.
hateitorleaveit on July 7th, 2017 at 03:09 UTC »
Ive always said that if i had a big fat huge dick (which i dont, its average at best) the first thing i would do is get a huge raised pickup monster truck, just the savagest ugly car ever (i drive a sedan at the moment) just one with a ladder to get to the drivers seat like hugely obnoxious. I would just pull up everyone and people would be like "haha nice truck, how smalls your dick!" and then i would just flop out my huge one footer from my jeans and be like "HAHA bitch, how you like it now!! im a big dick bitch you fucker, go take your micropenis to your yaris, i need to ravel this python back into my huge truck you fuck face." ok goodnight everyone
Borgmaster on July 7th, 2017 at 04:10 UTC »
I still have no idea why this didn't get funded. I mean child labor is so cheap nowadays and it keeps them off the street. This man was a genius ahead of his time.