I was sitting to poop today (as one does) and peed through the gap between the seat and the rim of the toilet because it was cold and my ballsack was shrunken up and this caused my penis to point in a more horizontal direction and pee went right through the gap and onto my pants. I peed my pants while sitting on the toilet.
skoorbs on June 14th, 2017 at 16:27 UTC »
I mean... I can totally relate to all of those reasons except the last.
sits-when-pees on June 14th, 2017 at 17:20 UTC »
Relatable.
lokilokigram on June 14th, 2017 at 18:49 UTC »
I was sitting to poop today (as one does) and peed through the gap between the seat and the rim of the toilet because it was cold and my ballsack was shrunken up and this caused my penis to point in a more horizontal direction and pee went right through the gap and onto my pants. I peed my pants while sitting on the toilet.