I've had many a sleepless night knowing that I am the only one out of several billion people that could prevent forest fires. I even went as far as moving to the arctic circle to distance myself from forests as much as possible. My family would write me periodically to inform me of forest fires in the states. How is this possible? I'm living on ice, eating seal, and fucking penguins. There's no way I could have done that! I killed myself last week to prevent forest fires once and for all. It was a tremendous sacrifice, but one that needed to be made. You're welcome, earth.
kayjay25 on June 13rd, 2017 at 00:13 UTC »
I've had many a sleepless night knowing that I am the only one out of several billion people that could prevent forest fires. I even went as far as moving to the arctic circle to distance myself from forests as much as possible. My family would write me periodically to inform me of forest fires in the states. How is this possible? I'm living on ice, eating seal, and fucking penguins. There's no way I could have done that! I killed myself last week to prevent forest fires once and for all. It was a tremendous sacrifice, but one that needed to be made. You're welcome, earth.
nemom on June 13rd, 2017 at 00:21 UTC »
"Wokey Bear"... "Your honor, it's completely different."
imabadastronaut on June 13rd, 2017 at 02:14 UTC »
"You pressed "You" referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you."