AreYouFuckingSerious on June 9th, 2017 at 14:50 UTC »
Top ways I've considered how they could stop him from posting:
Keep dumping buckets of dummy phones onto the table where is phone is, so he has to sort through them to find his.
Replace his phone with a small mirror that repeats empty platitudes.
Convince him Twitter is a secret liberal ploy to trap him by capturing his own words to use against him later.
Have Putin call him and tell him to stop.
Tell him he's only getting 1 scoop of ice cream if he tweets today.
I hope they never work it out. Mango Manchild is writing his own ticket to prison.
HurtJayD on June 9th, 2017 at 15:22 UTC »
That photoshop game on point tho
nobadabing on June 9th, 2017 at 15:22 UTC »
I'm surprised it took so long for him to call one of the most honest men in government a liar after his testimony.
Liberals and Conservatives have both hated Comey so that's how I know he was doing his job.
AreYouFuckingSerious on June 9th, 2017 at 14:50 UTC »
Top ways I've considered how they could stop him from posting:
Keep dumping buckets of dummy phones onto the table where is phone is, so he has to sort through them to find his.
Replace his phone with a small mirror that repeats empty platitudes.
Convince him Twitter is a secret liberal ploy to trap him by capturing his own words to use against him later.
Have Putin call him and tell him to stop.
Tell him he's only getting 1 scoop of ice cream if he tweets today.
I hope they never work it out. Mango Manchild is writing his own ticket to prison.
HurtJayD on June 9th, 2017 at 15:22 UTC »
That photoshop game on point tho
nobadabing on June 9th, 2017 at 15:22 UTC »
I'm surprised it took so long for him to call one of the most honest men in government a liar after his testimony.
Liberals and Conservatives have both hated Comey so that's how I know he was doing his job.