"Frank, we've got you on camera murdering a reporter while your wife sleeps with three photojournalists and a her entire Secret Service retinue. You're finished."
silence
"Frank?"
"You know what I like about fly fishing, random character? I like how no matter how long you stand in the mud, you always feel like you'll get a bite at any second. No, I don't think I'm done. Here's a polaroid of you not saluting during the national anthem. Must be how the Marine corps trains troops these days. Play ball or I'll release this."
"Frank! You wouldn't!"
"Wouldn't I? Let's find out what the nation thinks of unpatriotic fools like you."
Frank turns, walks away leaving a random character in stunned silence
Turns to the camera
"See, we're all just chopsticks in a restaurant. But some of us will still be on the table when the fortune cookies come around."
Slutha on June 10th, 2017 at 03:29 UTC »
r/shitpost
Ketola on June 10th, 2017 at 08:54 UTC »
This straight up sounds like a marketing firm.. Anyone else see this?
LongGuitarSolo on June 10th, 2017 at 12:02 UTC »
"Frank, we've got you on camera murdering a reporter while your wife sleeps with three photojournalists and a her entire Secret Service retinue. You're finished."
silence
"Frank?"
"You know what I like about fly fishing, random character? I like how no matter how long you stand in the mud, you always feel like you'll get a bite at any second. No, I don't think I'm done. Here's a polaroid of you not saluting during the national anthem. Must be how the Marine corps trains troops these days. Play ball or I'll release this."
"Frank! You wouldn't!"
"Wouldn't I? Let's find out what the nation thinks of unpatriotic fools like you."
Frank turns, walks away leaving a random character in stunned silence
Turns to the camera
"See, we're all just chopsticks in a restaurant. But some of us will still be on the table when the fortune cookies come around."