wishful thinking

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FlyingRep on June 5th, 2017 at 22:53 UTC »

A pile of money so large that spans a narrow part of the ocean so i may walk back to land, labelled to be mine in such a way that no one doubts its mine and takes no consequences in making said money, left in such a manner that I may pick up the undamaged money after arriving at shore and not suffer the consequence for creating such a massive amount of money on the federal and local level.

darthweder on June 5th, 2017 at 23:17 UTC »

Why not a boat that is worth a billion dollars?

lodum on June 6th, 2017 at 00:00 UTC »

Wish is perfect. As soon as you get that billion dollars, all sorts of estranged family members and former acquaintances (who remember being great friends) will magically try to contact you.

From that contact, you can easily arrange a rescue. And then you also have almost a billion dollars, way better than just the rescue.