Story time: in my theology class (I go to Catholic school) one of my classmates said "who doesn't like chocolate" and the kid with the dairy allergy said "if I ate it I'd die" and I said, in front of the whole class, "if chocolate killed me it'd be twice as good." Everyone just kinda shut up and stared at me until the dairy allergy kid started laughing.
Peelj316 on June 2nd, 2017 at 23:15 UTC »
I do this way too often
SansSigma on June 3rd, 2017 at 02:53 UTC »
I accidentally did that at my new job the other day and wanted to die even more after I received many looks.
the-terracrafter on June 3rd, 2017 at 04:54 UTC »
Story time: in my theology class (I go to Catholic school) one of my classmates said "who doesn't like chocolate" and the kid with the dairy allergy said "if I ate it I'd die" and I said, in front of the whole class, "if chocolate killed me it'd be twice as good." Everyone just kinda shut up and stared at me until the dairy allergy kid started laughing.