Edit: My fellow Redditors. It has become evident that DickButt’s monopoly of phallic presence can no longer be tolerated. We have been presented a new hero, spawned from an adult’s twisted perspective of some kid’s wholesome… erm… thing. He is a well endowed poopotato fly guy with a serious bone to pick. He was once a warm and happy fly guy. But then his world turned upside down. And so did ours, Reddit. So did ours. This was not inevitable. It was not deliberate. But it is here and it is happening. This fly guy has so far been approved by over eleven thousand of you and has even been officialized by a kind stranger.
Many names have been suggested. Many names work. But there can only be one! Or does there? For this fly guy may be one of many a species. DickSpud. Dickshit. PoopDick. DickTater. Many more. All brothers in arms. They are the FlyGuys. They are our FlyGuys. They are our heroes!
In this pivotal time, I have been approached privately by many and informed that there are circles of you that are ready to organize - and both literally and figuratively circle-jerking. Ready to prove that DickButt’s omnipotence is nothing but an illusion and that his impotence is real. I implore one brave Redditor to set up /r/FlyGuys: Home of the angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guys. Let’s get raging.
NiceGuy60660 on June 1st, 2017 at 16:13 UTC »
To be honest, the rageboner looks just as confused to be here as we are
PublicSealedClass on June 1st, 2017 at 16:19 UTC »
That's definitely South Park material right there. Your kid's got a future!
BigSchwartzzz on June 1st, 2017 at 19:27 UTC »
RIP Dickbutt. There's a new sheriff in town.
Edit: My fellow Redditors. It has become evident that DickButt’s monopoly of phallic presence can no longer be tolerated. We have been presented a new hero, spawned from an adult’s twisted perspective of some kid’s wholesome… erm… thing. He is a well endowed poopotato fly guy with a serious bone to pick. He was once a warm and happy fly guy. But then his world turned upside down. And so did ours, Reddit. So did ours. This was not inevitable. It was not deliberate. But it is here and it is happening. This fly guy has so far been approved by over eleven thousand of you and has even been officialized by a kind stranger.
Many names have been suggested. Many names work. But there can only be one! Or does there? For this fly guy may be one of many a species. DickSpud. Dickshit. PoopDick. DickTater. Many more. All brothers in arms. They are the FlyGuys. They are our FlyGuys. They are our heroes!
In this pivotal time, I have been approached privately by many and informed that there are circles of you that are ready to organize - and both literally and figuratively circle-jerking. Ready to prove that DickButt’s omnipotence is nothing but an illusion and that his impotence is real. I implore one brave Redditor to set up /r/FlyGuys: Home of the angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guys. Let’s get raging.
Edit 2: It's up.