Let me get this straight. You black out, cops find you, and you wake up in your own bed and not a jail cell/drunk tank? What fairytale land do you dwell in?
Good on them! A few years ago when I was living in a share house here in Brissy I had the two constables knocking on the door at 4 am holding my housemate up while he was giving a drunk shit-eating grin and the cop says "He's lost his phone and wallet, we found him outside the Gabba and he said he lives here".
Old mate had a big day at the cricket drinking in the sun, backed it up at the German club which the cops had a bit of a laugh about it told him to drink some water and dumped him on the couch.
hippopotomousetouffe on May 29th, 2017 at 01:43 UTC »
Let me get this straight. You black out, cops find you, and you wake up in your own bed and not a jail cell/drunk tank? What fairytale land do you dwell in?
YeahThanksTubs on May 29th, 2017 at 01:53 UTC »
Good on them! A few years ago when I was living in a share house here in Brissy I had the two constables knocking on the door at 4 am holding my housemate up while he was giving a drunk shit-eating grin and the cop says "He's lost his phone and wallet, we found him outside the Gabba and he said he lives here".
Old mate had a big day at the cricket drinking in the sun, backed it up at the German club which the cops had a bit of a laugh about it told him to drink some water and dumped him on the couch.
PM-ME-ROAST-BEEF on May 29th, 2017 at 01:56 UTC »
... I have the exact same Kmart sheets.
Edit: why the fuck does this have so many updoots