Pop open a cold one while you're not wearing a seat belt.
Edit: Whoa, almost 9k points on a throw away post. You guys are weird.
Summary of next level comments (I read 'em, so you don't have to!):
1) Yes, this is post is not insightful in anyway. It's just a restatement of the OP's joke, if the ad itself is not a joke.
2) Pop Crack.
3) Add "with the boys" somewhere.
4) Driving with a glass container is ill advised.
5) No, I don't care if you drive with your seat belt on or not. If anything, wearing one's seat belt makes one feel more secure, so they drive more recklessly. Heck, I don't really care if you drive intoxicated or not so long as you are operating your vehicle safely.
6) This gadget may be useful for something other than how it is pictured. It silences the seat belt warning when one tosses a laptop bag or bag of groceries into the passenger seat.
I keep a bottle opener on my keys and I've caused countless crashes, many of them with fatalities, because I'm trying to open my next beer with it. It's very difficult since the keys can't be removed from the ignition and it requires both hands which means I'm letting go of the steering wheel. Factor in that I already have sixteen beers inside of me, and it makes for quite the ordeal. If this product had been around a few years ago I could have saved dozens of lives.
pez78guy on May 27th, 2017 at 14:18 UTC »
Pop open a cold one while you're not wearing a seat belt.
Edit: Whoa, almost 9k points on a throw away post. You guys are weird.
Summary of next level comments (I read 'em, so you don't have to!):
1) Yes, this is post is not insightful in anyway. It's just a restatement of the OP's joke, if the ad itself is not a joke.
2) Pop Crack.
3) Add "with the boys" somewhere.
4) Driving with a glass container is ill advised.
5) No, I don't care if you drive with your seat belt on or not. If anything, wearing one's seat belt makes one feel more secure, so they drive more recklessly. Heck, I don't really care if you drive intoxicated or not so long as you are operating your vehicle safely.
6) This gadget may be useful for something other than how it is pictured. It silences the seat belt warning when one tosses a laptop bag or bag of groceries into the passenger seat.
atx10k on May 27th, 2017 at 15:32 UTC »
For all those times you just wanna take off your seatbelt and drink a soda.
kayjay25 on May 27th, 2017 at 15:48 UTC »
I keep a bottle opener on my keys and I've caused countless crashes, many of them with fatalities, because I'm trying to open my next beer with it. It's very difficult since the keys can't be removed from the ignition and it requires both hands which means I'm letting go of the steering wheel. Factor in that I already have sixteen beers inside of me, and it makes for quite the ordeal. If this product had been around a few years ago I could have saved dozens of lives.