I dunno if this is funny but it is completely true. I've had a few dreams with zombies specifically. I'm running from UNDEAD HORDES and I'm never like "huh this is a dream zombies don't exist" but the moment I run more than an eight of a mile I'm like "ok something isn't right here."
Also I fly around like fat Peter Pan every time I go lucid in a dream. It's the best.
Yo I'm going on a tour this June with my buddy Alex Stypula. He's super super funny. Check out his album "Dolphins are Garbage" on iTunes and Spotify and Apple Music. It's hilarious and weird and macabre. He's one of my favorite people to watch even now and I've seen him more than a hundred times. You can find the tour dates at www.alexstypula.com/shows
If you're interested but not in the vicinity of any shows I'm gonna be posting a lot on my Patreon through tour. I'll be posting a bunch of public stuff so don't feel like you have to subscribe monetarily to see shit. But if you want to support and see some extra stuff that's also an option. The link for that is www.patreon.com/timrosscomedy
My running in dreams is always extremely sluggish, or I feel so heavy that I can barely walk. Once in a blue moon I'll be able to sprint faster than a car though. But I never run at a reasonable speed.
TimIsWin on May 26th, 2017 at 17:39 UTC »
I dunno if this is funny but it is completely true. I've had a few dreams with zombies specifically. I'm running from UNDEAD HORDES and I'm never like "huh this is a dream zombies don't exist" but the moment I run more than an eight of a mile I'm like "ok something isn't right here."
Also I fly around like fat Peter Pan every time I go lucid in a dream. It's the best.
Yo I'm going on a tour this June with my buddy Alex Stypula. He's super super funny. Check out his album "Dolphins are Garbage" on iTunes and Spotify and Apple Music. It's hilarious and weird and macabre. He's one of my favorite people to watch even now and I've seen him more than a hundred times. You can find the tour dates at www.alexstypula.com/shows
If you're interested but not in the vicinity of any shows I'm gonna be posting a lot on my Patreon through tour. I'll be posting a bunch of public stuff so don't feel like you have to subscribe monetarily to see shit. But if you want to support and see some extra stuff that's also an option. The link for that is www.patreon.com/timrosscomedy
Thanks!
typhyr on May 26th, 2017 at 18:21 UTC »
My running in dreams is always extremely sluggish, or I feel so heavy that I can barely walk. Once in a blue moon I'll be able to sprint faster than a car though. But I never run at a reasonable speed.
Lim_Jahey69 on May 26th, 2017 at 21:44 UTC »
Whenever I discover I'm lucid dreaming, I drop whatever dumb dream stuff I'm doing and bang the nearest lady.