It’s so great how detailed it is. There’s the calm wreath bearer, the woman crying and her husband? comforting her, the quiet aunt in the back being all respectful and shit, the blonde lady is the daughter and has a bad relationship with the mother who’s on the far right (but not the priest). Next to her is her bitch of a sister Margaret. Fuck Margaret. She’s getting most of the money from Steve’s will because she threatened to sue him for an alleged sexual assault he committed on her that never actually did happen, but ya know, Margaret is a bitch and all that fuckin’ jazzy shit. But she fucked Steve up. She’s why he has to be buried in a keyboard coffin. Poor Steve.
Oh, and then there’s Old Man Jenkins. No one is sure why he’s there, and he’s missing the ceremony because he refuses to get a power scooter.
Taterdude on May 17th, 2017 at 18:05 UTC »
Poor guy added so much to the world.
bambooskeleton on May 17th, 2017 at 21:29 UTC »
If the keys are graves then they are standing on graves. I am offended.
ThatDrunkenScot on May 17th, 2017 at 21:41 UTC »
It’s so great how detailed it is. There’s the calm wreath bearer, the woman crying and her husband? comforting her, the quiet aunt in the back being all respectful and shit, the blonde lady is the daughter and has a bad relationship with the mother who’s on the far right (but not the priest). Next to her is her bitch of a sister Margaret. Fuck Margaret. She’s getting most of the money from Steve’s will because she threatened to sue him for an alleged sexual assault he committed on her that never actually did happen, but ya know, Margaret is a bitch and all that fuckin’ jazzy shit. But she fucked Steve up. She’s why he has to be buried in a keyboard coffin. Poor Steve.
Oh, and then there’s Old Man Jenkins. No one is sure why he’s there, and he’s missing the ceremony because he refuses to get a power scooter.