jlucchesi324 on May 18th, 2017 at 02:34 UTC »
Thought that was a hairdryer. Heat your meat.
I'm dumb.
ameoba on May 18th, 2017 at 03:04 UTC »
Why would you tenderize a steak before bed? It would make a lot more sense to marinate it since you're letting it sit overnight anyways.
Eddo_Kenedo on May 18th, 2017 at 03:16 UTC »
Where's the part where you stare at your TV with a glazed over expression while shrouded in blue light as you contemplate all of the failures in your life until you pass out on the couch like you've been doing for months?
jlucchesi324 on May 18th, 2017 at 02:34 UTC »
Thought that was a hairdryer. Heat your meat.
I'm dumb.
ameoba on May 18th, 2017 at 03:04 UTC »
Why would you tenderize a steak before bed? It would make a lot more sense to marinate it since you're letting it sit overnight anyways.
Eddo_Kenedo on May 18th, 2017 at 03:16 UTC »
Where's the part where you stare at your TV with a glazed over expression while shrouded in blue light as you contemplate all of the failures in your life until you pass out on the couch like you've been doing for months?