Termite date night

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floppybunny26 on May 16th, 2017 at 14:09 UTC »

Termite walks into a bar. Sits down and asks another patron- "Excuse me, but where's the bar tender?"

GoogleBetaTester on May 16th, 2017 at 15:56 UTC »

I expected them eating the table from the title, but the box was a very nice touch.

NomadFire on May 16th, 2017 at 18:11 UTC »

By the way there was a period of earthlife time where trees didn't decay. So when they caught fire it would last for months. This went on for 100 of thousand of years. Until fungus and terminate finally found away to digest wood.

Apparently this is where most of the Earth's coal came from.