"Grandma Theft Auto", starring Jessica Walter and Finn Wolfhard. Special appearance by Steve Buscemi as "Creepy Guy Who Hangs Out At The Arcade And Watches Girls Play Dance Dance Revolution".
Know what would be a dank movie? An Air bud style movie, but with competitive gaming.
Kid leaves his computer on, and afks in a match for breakfast, feeling down because he upset his teammates. He comes back upstairs to find out not only did his team won, but he carried. He leaves for school, confused, then comes back to find his account is at diamond or whatever. Figures out the dog did it, owing to his unorthodox picks and unpredictable playstyle.
Dog streams, gets noticed (bonus mental image of dog paws using the keyboard!); dog joins a team comprising rag-tag former pros known for their charming personalities.
They qualify for the world championship. Announcer says "you can't have a dog on a team"; chubby middle-aged referee says "technically there's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't." (haha they always forget to write human players in the rules)
Announcer shits on dog the entire time, growing increasingly frustrated. They get to the finals, against some Korean team. Dog is on tilt; opposing team wins. The coach or whatever drops a dog whistle. Turns out he had been colluding with asshole announcer for gambling money or something.
They redo the match, and the dog team pulls out a narrow victory. The dog and runner-up team members shake, and their famous lead player says "maybe you can teach me some of your tricks," to which the dog barks. Everybody laughs.
Edit: Singlehandedly revitalizes the sports-playing dog genre. Provides spin-off potential wherein the five dog's puppies attempt to play as a team, but are total shit until they discover the power of teamwork or whatever.
captainmagictrousers on May 16th, 2017 at 13:08 UTC »
"Grandma Theft Auto", starring Jessica Walter and Finn Wolfhard. Special appearance by Steve Buscemi as "Creepy Guy Who Hangs Out At The Arcade And Watches Girls Play Dance Dance Revolution".
TheCykaNeverStops on May 16th, 2017 at 13:37 UTC »
Alternate title: Granny Got Game
iseriouslyhatereddit on May 16th, 2017 at 14:48 UTC »
Know what would be a dank movie? An Air bud style movie, but with competitive gaming.
Kid leaves his computer on, and afks in a match for breakfast, feeling down because he upset his teammates. He comes back upstairs to find out not only did his team won, but he carried. He leaves for school, confused, then comes back to find his account is at diamond or whatever. Figures out the dog did it, owing to his unorthodox picks and unpredictable playstyle.
Dog streams, gets noticed (bonus mental image of dog paws using the keyboard!); dog joins a team comprising rag-tag former pros known for their charming personalities.
They qualify for the world championship. Announcer says "you can't have a dog on a team"; chubby middle-aged referee says "technically there's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't." (haha they always forget to write human players in the rules)
Announcer shits on dog the entire time, growing increasingly frustrated. They get to the finals, against some Korean team. Dog is on tilt; opposing team wins. The coach or whatever drops a dog whistle. Turns out he had been colluding with asshole announcer for gambling money or something.
They redo the match, and the dog team pulls out a narrow victory. The dog and runner-up team members shake, and their famous lead player says "maybe you can teach me some of your tricks," to which the dog barks. Everybody laughs.
Edit: Singlehandedly revitalizes the sports-playing dog genre. Provides spin-off potential wherein the five dog's puppies attempt to play as a team, but are total shit until they discover the power of teamwork or whatever.