Of course it's not don't be ridiculous

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C00LTON on May 6th, 2017 at 16:58 UTC »

This has got to be my favourite part of any episode. The way Dennis jerks his head as he says "bitch" is just fucking hilarious

carapoop on May 6th, 2017 at 17:11 UTC »

Yea that's gonna buy you about 10 extra seconds of not getting caught. But hey, those seconds could be vital.

iiSisterFister on May 6th, 2017 at 18:02 UTC »

I used to empty like 1/6th of a cigarette and fill the tips with weed for quick hits at school/work. If it aroused any suspicion it quickly turned to tobacco smoke and I didnt carry pot on me, just a cig or two.

When I smoked at work I would go through the kitchen and use their smoking area. One time I was enjoying my literal marijuana cigatette but didnt notice that the patio with the grill next to it was being used.

I heard "what you smoking?" and there was my brothers friend/dealer who worked in the kitchen peeping over the patio fence lol. Looked like Wilson from Tool Time but with much stonier eyes. I just said "cigarette" and held up my cig.

"Sure, cigarette" and he slowly lowered back down to the grill. Had a heart attack before I realized who it was.

Edit: Home Improvment, not Tool Time