Mogastar on May 7th, 2017 at 00:11 UTC »
My mind says fake but I'll accept it.
math_debates on May 7th, 2017 at 00:15 UTC »
Believed anon until fiancee.
atropicalpenguin on May 7th, 2017 at 00:21 UTC »
Be me. Dad gives me $20 to go out while my mom cleans the pissjugs. Goes to bar. Sees female. Bring her a drink, she rejects it. "Picky bitch doesn't like Mt.Dew and rum." Brings her a cherry vodka. "Sorry, I'm not interested." Sees her with another man. "Fucking stupid bitch, I bought you drinks." Yell at her waiving the receipt. She calls the bouncer. 7'0" retarded Chad. Bouncer kicks me out, takes my $20.
Be me.
Dad gives me $20 to go out while my mom cleans the pissjugs.
Goes to bar.
Sees female.
Bring her a drink, she rejects it.
"Picky bitch doesn't like Mt.Dew and rum."
Brings her a cherry vodka.
"Sorry, I'm not interested."
Sees her with another man.
"Fucking stupid bitch, I bought you drinks."
Yell at her waiving the receipt.
She calls the bouncer.
7'0" retarded Chad.
Bouncer kicks me out, takes my $20.
Mogastar on May 7th, 2017 at 00:11 UTC »
My mind says fake but I'll accept it.
math_debates on May 7th, 2017 at 00:15 UTC »
Believed anon until fiancee.
atropicalpenguin on May 7th, 2017 at 00:21 UTC »