This starts to get weird when you consider that his face was inside the peel, so he never saw the light of day until you sliced him in half. And did the other half have a face? Were the two halves locked in an eternal embrace until you separated them?
RugbyAndBeer on May 6th, 2017 at 05:20 UTC »
I suggest casual alcoholism. A half lime won't last more than a day in my fridge.
Uncleniles on May 6th, 2017 at 06:42 UTC »
The shrunken and moldy ginger root should do it a favor and end its misery.
TwoDeuces on May 6th, 2017 at 09:35 UTC »
This starts to get weird when you consider that his face was inside the peel, so he never saw the light of day until you sliced him in half. And did the other half have a face? Were the two halves locked in an eternal embrace until you separated them?