What kinda black magic is this?

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Anomalous_Creation on May 5th, 2017 at 15:18 UTC »

I also get a little salty when I join a long anywhere and by the time I get to the front, I'm still the end of the line. Makes it feel like no one else had to suffer the wait except for me.

Snowman50 on May 5th, 2017 at 15:25 UTC »

Gotta find the line with the hardcore checkout ladies. You know the ones that want yo ass outta there ASAP! Attributes include:

Asian Thimble on their thumb to get through those coupons Looks evil for some reason Senior bagging boy posted up at end

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Wrist brace too (good call by /u/A_Vizzle)

HardcorePhonography on May 5th, 2017 at 16:13 UTC »

Of course you get in line because grandma is buying one cup of yogurt, but then she pulls out a debit card. Start to sweat a little cuz this Nana is so good damn old she can't remember her PIN because numbers weren't invented until she was 50.

But she gets it, and you let out that little sigh.

Then she pulls out the check book and starts balancing accounts and you look at the bagger and you know you're both thinking you could claim self defense.