My dad works at microsoft and he will get you banned - every 12 year old kid on minecraft

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thatshitsfunny247 on May 2nd, 2017 at 19:56 UTC »

And in both cases, you can still end yourself up in jail.

Source: Somehow not getting a felony or getting expelled and skirting by with a gross misdemeanor as a minor in high school for DDoSing my school like the script kiddie I was/am.

snowclick on May 2nd, 2017 at 21:21 UTC »

"I can hack into your computer and give you a virus if I wanted to!"

downloads a virus onto a USB drive and asks mom if he can use her laptop to test it out

Setepenre on May 2nd, 2017 at 21:42 UTC »

DDoS is more like inserting the wrong key and breaking it in the lock. You are not closer to opening the door and people that could open it can't.