I've been using my Space Jam pillowcase so long Michael Jordan has turned white.

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d_gr8_acidrain on May 1st, 2017 at 21:29 UTC »

Wrong Michael.

pixtopher on May 1st, 2017 at 21:47 UTC »

Taz is still brown though...

pillowhands1246 on May 1st, 2017 at 22:56 UTC »

I/HonoredPeoples has a very interesting story about this exact pillowcase.

"It's more of a saga than a story.

When I was 13, my older brother bought me a pocket pussy because he was a cool guy.

So, I still had a Space Jam pillowcase at the time. This Space Jam pillowcase as a matter of fact.

And it just so happened that I thought Lola bunny was fucking smokin. So, I'd fold the pillow around the pocket pussy and pretend like I was plowing Lola bunny.

One day, and I don't know why, I flipped it to the other side. And I thought about fucking the Orange Monstar.

I stuck with that side of the pillow for the next five years.

When I left for college, I brought all my favorite stuff with me. Including my Space Jam pillowcase.

One day, my roommate asks me why I've still got a little kid's pillowcase.

And then the epiphany hit me that I've been fucking a cloth representation of an Orange alien that stole Charles Barkley's basketball talent for the last five years and that maybe it was weird for an 18 year old to be doing that.