SEATTLE, WA (WCMH) — Have you ever wished more people thought you worked in the dirt? Maybe, you wish more people perceived you as a pig farmer?
For $425 Nordstrom will help you make people think you do all the dirty work for a living.
The jeans, labeled Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans, are described on Nordstrom’s site as “Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
People have already taken to reviewing the jeans, including “Dirty Jobs” host Mike Rowe.
“Finally – a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don’t. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00,” Rowe wrote on a Facebook post that was shared thousands of times. “The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic.”
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“These are perhaps the best jeans I’ve ever owned. Perfectly match my stick on calluses,” a reviewer left on Nordstrom’s website along with a five star rating.
Another review wasn’t as nice with the ratings, giving the jeans only one star.
“This is a joke, right? Do you also sell jeans covered in cow manure? Oh, that must be the deluxe model,” the review read.
The dirty denims do feature free shipping along with the $425 price tag.
Oh, and FYI, if you are wanting to preserve the “heavily distressed” jeans, they are machine wash cold, line dry only.
MadamHoodlum on April 25th, 2017 at 15:14 UTC »
Poor people cosplay.
ggarner57 on April 25th, 2017 at 14:40 UTC »
brb gonna roll down a hill and sell my clothes
Sharrakor on April 25th, 2017 at 13:33 UTC »
Man, I ain't clicking that. I click two Nordstrom links and now I have their "rock in a leather pouch" and "jeans with plastic knee-windows" showing up in advertisements on different sites.