No Christmas this year.

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-FeatheredSerpent- on April 21st, 2017 at 13:20 UTC »

Why are the kids dressed up for Halloween?

Workacct1484 on April 21st, 2017 at 13:35 UTC »

Krampus protects children from kidnapper dressed as Santa.

Krampus, being a supernatural entity, is bound by the supernatural laws of his existence. Krampus exists to punish those who have misbehaved.

Thus we can infer that if Santa is truly a good, kind-hearted, jolly old soul, he would have nothing to fear from Krampus, and Krampus could not attack him.

Which means that Santa must be an imposter.

Martianese on April 21st, 2017 at 13:44 UTC »

Jeez kids, don't just stand there! Help him out and kill santa!