"Well fuck you lady. I pour my heart out to you but I guess you're just another slut who won't go out with anyone but fratty douchebags. You deserve whatever happens to you."
Operator: Luckily for you, while those thieves were practicing their home invasion skills, I mastered the blade. Woman: Wha...?? Please god send help!!! Please no... AGHHH!!! Operator: And now that you are being murdered, you dare come to me for protection?
Rgrockr on April 17th, 2017 at 13:48 UTC »
"This isn't the time for that! Send help!"
"Well fuck you lady. I pour my heart out to you but I guess you're just another slut who won't go out with anyone but fratty douchebags. You deserve whatever happens to you."
WubbaLubbaDubStep on April 17th, 2017 at 14:33 UTC »
"Oh classic. You always call me when some other CHAD comes into your life and fucks you over. Well fuck you, whore, you're on your own now."
*smiles and puts down phone, basking in his glow of a successful pussy pass denial*
TheGlitterBand on April 17th, 2017 at 16:07 UTC »
Operator: Luckily for you, while those thieves were practicing their home invasion skills, I mastered the blade. Woman: Wha...?? Please god send help!!! Please no... AGHHH!!! Operator: And now that you are being murdered, you dare come to me for protection?