If a nice guy was a 911 operator

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Rgrockr on April 17th, 2017 at 13:48 UTC »

"This isn't the time for that! Send help!"

"Well fuck you lady. I pour my heart out to you but I guess you're just another slut who won't go out with anyone but fratty douchebags. You deserve whatever happens to you."

ennyLffeJ on April 17th, 2017 at 14:08 UTC »

"Why'd you have to specify men, huh? Feminism is ruining this country."

WubbaLubbaDubStep on April 17th, 2017 at 14:33 UTC »

"Oh classic. You always call me when some other CHAD comes into your life and fucks you over. Well fuck you, whore, you're on your own now."

*smiles and puts down phone, basking in his glow of a successful pussy pass denial*