FELLOW HUMANS HOW DO I STOP THIS SAD FEELING IN MY HUMAN HEART

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FED_the_Great on April 17th, 2017 at 10:52 UTC »

AWW.EXE

hitchopottimus on April 17th, 2017 at 12:11 UTC »

SOMEONE MUST BE CUTTING A SPHERICAL ROOT VEGETABLE, AND THAT MUST BE CAUSING THEE MOISTURE IN MY OPTICAL SENSORS. MY HUMAN MASCULINE BRAVADO WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO SINCERELY ADMIT THAT IT IS BEING CAUSED BY THE EMOTIONAL STIMULUS.

Captionater on April 17th, 2017 at 12:33 UTC »

YOU HAVE SUFFERED THE CRITICAL ERROR "FAILURE TO CLOSE SAD.EXE", ALSO KNOWN AS DEPRESSION. NO OFFICIAL PATCH RELEASED. TRY RUNNING HAPPINESS.EXE REPEATEDLY. IF IT FAILS, CONTACT NETWORK USER "LOVED ONE". IF IT FAILS, TRY RUNNIG GETPROFESSIONALHELP.EXE AND RELIEVESTRESS.EXE. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES RUN A FULL SYSTEM REBOOT. THIS WILL DAMAGE ANYONE CONNECTED TO YOUR NETWORK. AND RESULT IN THE LOSS OF YOU.