DougEECummings on April 12nd, 2017 at 04:12 UTC »
Like a woman that beautiful would be my wife
r/absolutelypositvelynotmeirl
Hexi_Nova on April 12nd, 2017 at 09:43 UTC »
Once I went to dinner with my mother and the waitress asked if we wanted to get one of the couples specials. She took it as a compliment. I took it as an insult. :(
RestEqualsRust on April 12nd, 2017 at 11:14 UTC »
Every time my wife and I go to dinner, the waiter looks at me, looks at my wife, assumes we are on a bad first date, and offers us separate checks.
DougEECummings on April 12nd, 2017 at 04:12 UTC »
Like a woman that beautiful would be my wife
r/absolutelypositvelynotmeirl
Hexi_Nova on April 12nd, 2017 at 09:43 UTC »
Once I went to dinner with my mother and the waitress asked if we wanted to get one of the couples specials. She took it as a compliment. I took it as an insult. :(
RestEqualsRust on April 12nd, 2017 at 11:14 UTC »
Every time my wife and I go to dinner, the waiter looks at me, looks at my wife, assumes we are on a bad first date, and offers us separate checks.