- 1st Rule of Flight Club: We don't talk about Flight Club - 2nd Rule of Flight Club: We **do not** talk about Flight Club! - 3rd Rule of Flight Club: If someone yells: *"Stop"* or *"Please don't pull me off my flight"*, you definitely keep fighting them. - 4th Rule of Flight Club: Only five people may fight a single passenger at a time. - 5th Rule of Flight Club: If it is your first time volunteering, you must fight.
After this, UA's competitors will have the easiest campaigns of their existance. "Fly Delta. We don't beat our customers." "Try Jetblue. We won't assult you in your seat." "Go Southwest. 25% cheaper, 100% less punching you in the head."
diregal on April 10th, 2017 at 15:48 UTC »
The seatbelt sign is off. You may now beat the living shit out of each other
Squishez on April 10th, 2017 at 16:20 UTC »
- 1st Rule of Flight Club: We don't talk about Flight Club - 2nd Rule of Flight Club: We **do not** talk about Flight Club! - 3rd Rule of Flight Club: If someone yells: *"Stop"* or *"Please don't pull me off my flight"*, you definitely keep fighting them. - 4th Rule of Flight Club: Only five people may fight a single passenger at a time. - 5th Rule of Flight Club: If it is your first time volunteering, you must fight.
AllHailtheBeard1 on April 10th, 2017 at 17:18 UTC »
After this, UA's competitors will have the easiest campaigns of their existance. "Fly Delta. We don't beat our customers." "Try Jetblue. We won't assult you in your seat." "Go Southwest. 25% cheaper, 100% less punching you in the head."