Can atheists walk on water?

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NapClub on April 9th, 2017 at 06:00 UTC »

guys what is even the face palm here? you guys walk on water too right?

PreOpTransCentaur on April 9th, 2017 at 07:44 UTC »

The initial question shows a definite lack of understanding where atheism is concerned.

Grouch_OMarx on April 9th, 2017 at 09:32 UTC »

Well, during Jesus' time all fluids were non-Newtonian (because Newton didn't exist) so everyone could walk on water back then.