Blackcassowary on April 7th, 2017 at 16:27 UTC »
Some guys have all the luck... I was born with glass bones and paper skin... Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony, until my heart attacks put me to sleep...
mjmandi72 on April 7th, 2017 at 16:31 UTC »
Just got fat. Being obese gets you out of the draft.
ArgonGryphon on April 7th, 2017 at 16:44 UTC »
Just shit your pants like Ted Nugent did.
Blackcassowary on April 7th, 2017 at 16:27 UTC »
Some guys have all the luck... I was born with glass bones and paper skin... Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony, until my heart attacks put me to sleep...
mjmandi72 on April 7th, 2017 at 16:31 UTC »
Just got fat. Being obese gets you out of the draft.
ArgonGryphon on April 7th, 2017 at 16:44 UTC »
Just shit your pants like Ted Nugent did.