Alright stop Pass the butter, it's go time Ice is back with a brand new waistline Something, grabs ahold of my pastries And I snarl like gollum, 'cos they're mine and they're tasty Will I ever stop? Yo, I don't know Lay on my side, and I'll roll To the pantry, I eat 'em up like an animal Butter them up, and stuff 'em straight down my cake-hole Dance Bum rush the booty that booms I'm killin' your belly like a poisonous pastry Deadly, when I cook it all tasty Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain weight You better not deny The kid don't play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the cake while my SO dissolves it Ice ice pastry [All credit](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5el3jt/vanilla_ice_has_let_himself_go/) to /u/pointloader and /u/justkeeplaughing **EDIT:** Because you have to hear what /u/TheRumpletiltskin created [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/63sqmn/alright_stop_refrigerate_and_listen/dfx13d2/).
This is the kind of shit i would only notice subconsciously and I'd never be ale to figure out why every time I left the store Vanilla Ice would be stuck in my head.
Spartan2470 on April 6th, 2017 at 14:09 UTC »
Alright stop Pass the butter, it's go time Ice is back with a brand new waistline Something, grabs ahold of my pastries And I snarl like gollum, 'cos they're mine and they're tasty Will I ever stop? Yo, I don't know Lay on my side, and I'll roll To the pantry, I eat 'em up like an animal Butter them up, and stuff 'em straight down my cake-hole Dance Bum rush the booty that booms I'm killin' your belly like a poisonous pastry Deadly, when I cook it all tasty Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain weight You better not deny The kid don't play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the cake while my SO dissolves it Ice ice pastry [All credit](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5el3jt/vanilla_ice_has_let_himself_go/) to /u/pointloader and /u/justkeeplaughing **EDIT:** Because you have to hear what /u/TheRumpletiltskin created [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/63sqmn/alright_stop_refrigerate_and_listen/dfx13d2/).
chibirobro on April 6th, 2017 at 15:09 UTC »
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
skarphace on April 6th, 2017 at 15:28 UTC »
This is the kind of shit i would only notice subconsciously and I'd never be ale to figure out why every time I left the store Vanilla Ice would be stuck in my head.