Every. Fucking. Time.

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EuropoBob on April 2nd, 2017 at 10:33 UTC »

My parents made it worse.

sexy scene on the TV

Mam and dad - "Ooh, look at that, what are they doing?".

Me - "Shut up, mam".

both parents giggle like children

E. formatting

Basherballgod on April 2nd, 2017 at 10:56 UTC »

On a long plane flight from Australia to the States, I can't sleep on the plane and have the middle seat. Everyone asleep, the guy next to me has a eye mask on, the lady on my other side is asleep and calmly snoring. So I decide to crank up GoT, watching the show and getting into the storyline.

After a few episodes in, we get to the scene of Theon being threesome tortured by Ramsay. Of course, just at this moment, the lady looks over and sees my screen, hits the call button and a flight attendant comes over and asks me to turn it off, as they don't want people watching porn on the plane. Here I am trying to explain it isn't porn, but GoT. The guy on my other side just gives me a wink.

That was the longest flight ever.

17Hongo on April 2nd, 2017 at 11:39 UTC »

There's a scene in Coupling where Steve bitches about this sort of thing.

"I'm sure they planned it. BBC bastards. I'd be watching TV in my room, and it would just be detectives solving a murder, or a couple having dinner, and then I'd here my dad's foot on the stairs and suddenly it's all baby oil and nipples! For a while I thought every actress in the country was programmed to expose her breasts every time my father reached a certain altitude.".