The Daily Populous Sunday July 5th, 2026 night edition
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Howzitgoin on July 4th, 2026 at 19:35 UTC »

Unfortunately, we effectively only made it 248.5 years.

ZombieLibrarian on July 4th, 2026 at 19:40 UTC »

I’m OK with Burger King. The rest can get bent though.

ardotschgi on July 4th, 2026 at 22:05 UTC »

Right. No monarchs in the USA... Did you check the news in this past year at all?