Guy I used to know got into an argument with somebody he worked with in a betting shop and he got the guy fired. In retaliation the guy sprayed a massive comedy bellend on the side of my friend's house.
Friend called the Council who said they'd send somebody to pressure wash it off the house, but my friend was a bit shitty with the workmen who turned up (he was like that) so they pressure washed it...exactly.
They washed off the black paint but did such a careful job that he was left with a white comedy bellend against the slightly dirtier off-white walls of his house.
Realistic_Cry_3836 on June 20th, 2026 at 03:53 UTC »
I couldn’t really see all the numbers before but I can sure see them now!
AJfriedRICE on June 20th, 2026 at 04:18 UTC »
Washington DC looks insane right now
CthulhusEvilTwin on June 20th, 2026 at 07:47 UTC »
Guy I used to know got into an argument with somebody he worked with in a betting shop and he got the guy fired. In retaliation the guy sprayed a massive comedy bellend on the side of my friend's house.
Friend called the Council who said they'd send somebody to pressure wash it off the house, but my friend was a bit shitty with the workmen who turned up (he was like that) so they pressure washed it...exactly.
They washed off the black paint but did such a careful job that he was left with a white comedy bellend against the slightly dirtier off-white walls of his house.
Always be nice to workmen.