I worked at a gas station when I was 19. One time I walked in to clean the men’s bathroom and the toilet was shattered. Like in a million years pieces shattered. And there was shit everywhere. Including on the ceiling. I was both horrified and impressed.
Confession time. Roughly 20 years ago I worked at Safeway grocery and these kids would regularly come in. Typical suburban kids, they were bored and would knock over stuff or wander and mess up the bathrooms regularly. I was customer service at front so I usually encouraged them to leave.
One day they came in and I wasn’t having it. They went right to the bathroom to throw TP rolls in the toilet and overflow sinks etc. I stormed out front in my apron, took the seats off two bikes and tossed them like 20+ feet into the air onto the roof of the store.
I walked back in like nothing happened. Kids came out and left. They stood around a while and rode off, poles poking up while they stood on pedals riding off into the distance.
These days I’d probably get cameras catching me or ratted on. It was like early evening so people walking in were probably confused and definitely saw me toss crap onto the roof. Never got any feedback though.
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Same_Dingo2318 on May 30th, 2026 at 15:15 UTC »
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elmatador12 on May 30th, 2026 at 15:23 UTC »
I worked at a gas station when I was 19. One time I walked in to clean the men’s bathroom and the toilet was shattered. Like in a million years pieces shattered. And there was shit everywhere. Including on the ceiling. I was both horrified and impressed.
crazy_akes on May 30th, 2026 at 15:28 UTC »
Confession time. Roughly 20 years ago I worked at Safeway grocery and these kids would regularly come in. Typical suburban kids, they were bored and would knock over stuff or wander and mess up the bathrooms regularly. I was customer service at front so I usually encouraged them to leave.
One day they came in and I wasn’t having it. They went right to the bathroom to throw TP rolls in the toilet and overflow sinks etc. I stormed out front in my apron, took the seats off two bikes and tossed them like 20+ feet into the air onto the roof of the store.
I walked back in like nothing happened. Kids came out and left. They stood around a while and rode off, poles poking up while they stood on pedals riding off into the distance.
These days I’d probably get cameras catching me or ratted on. It was like early evening so people walking in were probably confused and definitely saw me toss crap onto the roof. Never got any feedback though.