The Daily Populous Wednesday May 13rd, 2026 evening edition
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Mr_Industrial on May 12nd, 2026 at 23:03 UTC »

"We want you to be a model for our human trafficking advert"

"I dunno, I dont want my face to be associated with human trafficking."

"We can work with that."

guitartoad on May 12nd, 2026 at 23:21 UTC »

That might look like my gut, but I've got nothing to do with the rest of it.

ShillBot666 on May 12nd, 2026 at 23:22 UTC »

Oh shit! I don't want someone fat trafficking my daughter. God that would be so embarrassing. I need a nice buff good looking guy to traffick my children.