The Daily Populous Friday May 8th, 2026 night edition
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BMWbill on May 7th, 2026 at 13:41 UTC »

… onto your dick?

Callsign--GHoST on May 7th, 2026 at 13:50 UTC »

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PeriodicTrend on May 7th, 2026 at 13:52 UTC »

I’m a physician. You should have lower abdominal bruising such as that evaluated by a licensed healthcare professional. Now.

EDIT: and contrary to people telling you to go to urgent care, this is not an urgent care field- ED for emergency CT scan. Urgent care won’t be able to have it approved by insurance assuming you’re part of the US western medical system.