My favorite fortune

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LSDelivery on May 7th, 2026 at 00:24 UTC »

In bed

blurredtriforce on May 7th, 2026 at 00:24 UTC »

Man, I miss when fortune cookies gave actual fortunes, and not proverbs. I want to know if a financial success is on the way or to avoid parks.

WoolooOfWallStreet on May 7th, 2026 at 00:28 UTC »

I got one that just said “you look pretty”