The Daily Populous Saturday May 2nd, 2026 evening edition
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AlphaPrimeRandom on May 2nd, 2026 at 13:51 UTC »

This is missing something, cant pin what

jizzlevania on May 2nd, 2026 at 13:58 UTC »

Get her some grandma's strawberry purse candies to hand out so everyone's mouth is too busy with bonbons for follow up questions

Grimm2020 on May 2nd, 2026 at 14:58 UTC »

We had a workmate in our department many years ago who cut up his hand over the weekend on some yard power tool or another. On the following Monday, after 3 or 4 people stopped to ask him about his hand, we had the story straight, and made a little sign with a string necklace to place around neck, and had him wear it the remainder of the day (all in good fun, he certainly could have refused, but I think he felt if it cut down on the interruptions, he was all for it). Note: It wasn't a serious injury, but the bandage was prominent for a few days.