The Daily Populous Saturday February 7th, 2026 morning edition
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OutlandishnessOk2304 on February 7th, 2026 at 02:07 UTC »

Man, fuck [redacted] for making family birthdays political. He's truly everything that's wrong about America.

And sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for making family birthdays political. You're everything that's great about Real Americans.

No_Barracuda8791 on February 7th, 2026 at 02:26 UTC »

Marry him again.

Billthepony123 on February 7th, 2026 at 02:47 UTC »

I want to see every cake since 2013 !