The Daily Populous Thursday February 5th, 2026 evening edition
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Glum_Low7692 on February 5th, 2026 at 17:49 UTC »

It's clearly a bicep

PowerHammer47 on February 5th, 2026 at 17:50 UTC »

You’re in a Jo-Ann Fabrics, how? They’re all supposed to be closed by now

jonlawrence93 on February 5th, 2026 at 17:55 UTC »

So yes it looks like a penis, but, its a french curved ruler. Used for measuring sleeves and difficult to measure things in sewing/seamstressing.

It likely has other uses, like phallic objects perhaps, but this is the only one i know it for.